Behold the extra boob-lift afforded by the supportive silver bra, the shimmery tights, the perpetual skinny-arm pose. This is a perfect example of a costume that just wants so badly to be ugly and funny, but is thwarted by the modifications of its wearer, who can’t bear the thought of looking ugly and funny.
This year, she spent $5,000 on costumes from Trashy Lingerie, including this homage to Miley’s VMA getup for the Playboy Mansion party on Saturday. So why not hump, or ride, a handkerchiefed doll? Why not hold the hand of a giant-dicked sock monkey, or be the giant-dicked sock monkey? Why not, next year, do both while also wearing neon green suspenders? Just thinking ahead. Cohen split from a planned Freddie Mercury biopic in July, reportedly because he envisioned a “gritty R-rated tell-all” instead of a more family-friendly movie, per the wishes of the remaining members of Queen, so it’s clear he’s not the type to compromise (and who really wants to see a PG Freddie Mercury movie?).
In that case, toning anything down goes against the goal. Maybe the winks at sexuality in Halloween costuming are meant to be subversive - as far as sexy monkeys go, I prefer Cohen’s to this lady’s - or maybe it’s just further proof of what Cohen already knows: There’s no point in dressing up for Halloween unless you expect, and want, people to look at you. Cohen has built his career on highly costumed characters (Ali G, Borat, Brüno), but unlike most actors, the glue that adheres his masks is ultra-sticky: Borat responded to Kazhakstan’s threat of legal action against Cohen with support of its decision to “sue this Jew.” Last year, the couple wore a pair of costumes that were not only strange (a cow-monkey, using the same monkey mask from this year, and a sock monkey packing a giant penis), but confusing (did they switch costumes at some point, or is that magical vanishing blue nail polish?). (Shudder).Cohen dressed as, I think, a business-casual ape having sex with a peasant woman (or he could be an ape riding an old lady who is pretending to be a horse), while Fisher was a ballerina tiger on their way to a rave at the Casamigos Halloween party in Los Angeles. He said he was in search of a double cappuccino-but really, who really knows what he meant by that. Maybe the haunting tale tonight is about how the Slenderman arrived at the party in this fully enclosed, faceless suit, did a few rounds, haunted the snacks for a while, then broke down and boogied ‘til daylight before skulking off into the morning. Of course, you’re actually not here to cause any mischief-after all, the Slenderman’s mythology is varied, vague and ever changing. A faceless man in a dark suit and tie? Yeah.thanks for the punch.we have a REALLY early day tomorrow and must get going now. You don’t even need to spray paint your creepy symbol on the brick wall, everyone will know when you arrive in this Men’s Slenderman Morphsuit. We bet your buddy will rethink his decision to rent that abandoned warehouse when you arrive in this. Hide the kiddos, because you are bound to be the single most bone-chilling, terrify guest at tonight’s Halloween party. We’ll admit, that scares the bejeezus out of us. But the truly scary thing about a collective mystery is that no one knows the truth. He lives deep in our collective subconscious, without our really knowing who he is or where he came from.or why he is the creepiest thing ever to haunt our laptops.
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